funny chat's

[XxLoFnKtAxX]

got this from a kid at work. some are funny.

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?


<Insomniak> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search

#205633 +(4362)- [X]
WallJam7: roses are red
WallJam7: violets are blue
WallJam7: all of my base
WallJam7: are belong to you

520670 +(4358)- [X]
random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

#3936 +(4331)- [X]
<kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<Christin1> how do i do that

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

[00dakota]

The third one is great!!!Hahahahahaha