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You may be a minitrucker if.

i saw this on another forum n sorry if its a repost, but atleast its full.

you might be a minitrucker if...

- your IQ is as low as your truck
- you get pissed off when someone calls your truck a f**king "lowrider"
- your rim size is bigger than ur g/fs age
- people have a confused look on their face when they reach for the door handle and its not there
- you spend money on a part for your truck to get it lower rather than get it running
- you are more embarassed that your daily drive is stock height rather than every body panel is a diff. color
- you only shave the passanger door handle because you cant afford a popper kit
- you dump your truck to get the attention of the girl walking across the road
- a girl asks you if you wanna have a good time, u say "yeah hop in my truck"
- you say you cant get into work because you are stuck on the speed bump outside
- your A/C compressor goes bad and you see it as an opportunity to bodydrop
- your fully aired up and you still drag over speed bumps
- you roll with a custom primer job if no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...you roll it like its a f**king Rolls Royce
- your air freshners in your house smell like burning metal
- your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck
- you turn your truck on with windows up and close you door forgetting you shaved the handles
- you hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that tail gate skin you have been wanting
- when asked what your favorite movies are you answer, all the minitruck dvd's and home videos I own!
- you watch monster garage more then porn
- you bodydropped your local neighborhood grocery stores shopping cart
- you check to see if you have new tags everyday on SSM (Street Source Magazine)
- you have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol
- Drag, Airbag, and Bodydrop are the most commonly used words in your vocabulary
- you shower sparks on tailgaters on the freeway
- you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them
- zip ties are your best friends
- at thanksgiving, there is no family members only car club members
- your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship
- you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and its for life
- you hear a large semi next to you blowing off air brakes you have to flex on them
- every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of Street Trucks, Mini Truckin, or Tailgate, and sit there for more than 20 min
- you assigned a name to every reflector in your colllection.
- you have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks
- you lower your bed, couch and all your chairs in your house
- you have ever had to answer the question "how do you drive it like that?"
- you have furniture made out of old wheels and parts
- your fridge is stacked full of mountain dew, because all the true minitruckers drink the hell outta some damn mountain dew
- you remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names
- everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" whether it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table or your kids power wheels
- your X-mas postcards are all done up like a truck feature
- you have a stack of Mini Truckin mags by the toilet
- on your wall you have all the Mini Truckin features and no posters of porn stars
- your winamp playlist plays "War- Lowrider" 24 hours a day, 365 days a year
- you spend over $200 per year just on magazines
- you named your child after your valve brand
- you have all the vendors phone numbers programmed in your cell phone
- for X-mas instead of lights you wrap your tree in airline
- you have your Dub City collection color coded and in decending order of rim size
- you remember when 15" wheels were the shiiit!
- everytime the UPS truck comes by you are up quicker then the dog.
- your house is painted in primer because you like it with no shine
- you'd rather buy something for the truck than pay your power bill
- you have revolving credit at all the parts manufacturers
- you refuse to ride in or talk to anybody not driving something that drags
- you look at rice in the store and want to throw it across the aisle
- your buddy got hit by a car so you hammered his wheelchair...yeah that was fun
- you shaved the windows in your house, because you thought your house would gain equity with a body mod
- you spend a 1000 dollars to have your seats re-covered only for them to wear pep boys fuzzy seat covers for the rest of their life
- you've got you club name tattoo'd on your arm
- you have to pimp out your girlfriend to support the hobby
- you've ever had 7 people on boogie boards tied to the back of your truck at 30 mph
- you spend more time on SSM than you do working at work
- your AIM buddylist consists of girls and then everyone else with a bagged truck
- your damn art professor lowered your grade becasue you draw flames in every project, even if they have nothing to do with the subject
- you have burned up a compressor or 2
- you have draffed off a rollpan or 2
- you can't wait to buy the New Rail It Productions "Drag Mag" DVD!!!
- you have a song set aside just for dragging
- you've ever worked at Sears and hidden the last tool so some redneck doesnt snatch it before you get off
- www.streetsourcemag.com is the fastest thing you can type because you've done it over a million times
- you make over thirty thousand a year and still live with your parents cause you spend everything on your truck
- your entire wardrobe consists of every Drop 'Em Wear shirt made
- the cashier at the local 7-11 tells you when the new issue of mini truckin will be in
- when ever you sit in an office chiar you make it drop, so you get the feeling of being in your truck
- you go into the bathroom and use the little kids toilet cuz its lowered
- you have a Drop Em Wear shirt for every day of the month
- you got your daughter saying she wants a mini when she turns 16 instead of the usual civic or jetta, like the high school girls always want.
- you are chilling at a Sonics cruise and your own son goes "Zing Zing" when a riced out civic drives by
- for your xmas gifts you pass down parts from your truck to the younger kids.
- you claim your truck as a dependent on your taxes
- you are out of high school but still roll through everyonce in a while when school lets out to flex for the b***hes!
- you shaved your work van
- everytime a Nextel beeps you grab your phone
- you wash your truck 4 times a week, and haven't washed the daily since you bought it
- SSM is your opening homepage on your browser
- the last time you can remember crying was when you bought your truck, just thinking of all the mods that can be done
- the UPS man comes to your house in the morning to have a cup of coffee since he's there everyday anyways
- you try to hook up with a chick because shes got a slammed serria
- no one asked you questions about trucks, because it will take you an hour to answer it
- refrain from eating rice you are now on a strictly protein diet.
- your truck was supposed to lay on 20's, doesn't, so now you bolt on little wheels with bobo tires to merely drag one side of your frame
- you spend more time partying after the show than going to the shows
- you stand in the middle of a 6 lane road to get draggin footage
- you may not know everyones name, but you sure as heck know what they drive
- you get all giddy when you see a slammed, bagged, shaved mini or fullsize rollin down the street, but you cant drag with em, cuz your truck is up on jackstands, and you are ridin shotgun in your buddies civic
- you start to freak out when you hear airbrakes from semi trucks goin off
- doddle suspensions and trucks on your homework and notes in class
- you've thought about stealing one of those big airbags off a semi truck
- you get wicked pissed off when people call your truck a "lowrider", and then the person says, "whats the difference?", and you go on into a 3 page essay of the differences between minis and lowriders
- instead of buying legos for your son, you let him play with air fittings
- your idea of a hot date is a truck fully layin body on 22's
- instead of having a spare tire in your truck and a little stock jack, you drive around w/ 2 bags, some airline, fittings, and some wrenches w/ a big ass floor jack chillin in the back of the cab
- everytime you air down at a gas station, 20 people look at you
- you'd rather use the welder to warm up the garage on a cold day, than a heater


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- you have a personalized plate on your Lawnmower
- people on your buddy list, who are not mini truckers, ask what the hell "idragmazda" is supposed to mean
- you get goosebumps everytime you hear the word "drag"
- you go to a hot rod show and your truck gets more looks then the hot rods
- your favorites on your computer consist of mostly minitrucking websites, and everytime you go to someone else's computer you check and see if they have found a new page you haven't seen before
- you stop to help hot girls fill up flat tires with your air system
- everytime you see something new you can picture it slammed in your head
- you've done a keg stand or 2 or 3 or 4
- you cruise the toy aisles at walmart looking for dub city models and slammed hot wheels
- you get yelled at by your woman because you choose to spend more time with your truck
- the last time you shaved it was an antenna or door handle
- you get stuck on a speed bump cuz you enjoy people laughing at you cuz your stuck
- then you air up and get unstuck
- your fingers are sore from hittin switches
- people ask you if your truck is broken
- when people see primer spots they ask if you got in a crash
- when people mistake your truck for a car because it is so low
- when you sit on SSM and try to think "you might be a minitrucker if.."
- that would be a sweet shirt but i already got one like that from drop em wear. top 10 signs you know your a mini trucker.
- yeah but those top 10 signs are oldschool.
- you get christmas cards from your bail bondsman, and you have the contact info on a custom key chain
- freshly paved roads turn you on
- routine maintance on your truck involves emptying your water trap
- your furniture consists of more custom parts than your truck
- you've ever drug on a road paving crew as they were paving your home street
- you've ever gotten out of a ticket by hitting your switches (while you were pulled over for being too low
- your up at 5:30 in the morning after bailing your best friend outa jail thinking of personal experiences that make you a minitrucker
- you have drop em wear shirts that are cleaner than your dress shirts
- you've turned around more than once to pull up a stubborn reflector
- you have ever gone the oppisite way of your house because you ran outa air and couldnt make any turns
- your nickname is a recorded alias with the local fuzz
- you have a spare drivers side window incase you lock your keys in your truck
- you have ever been hit in the face with flour
- you have to stop, back up and go around a yoohoo bottle in a parking lot because you don't have adjustable suspension and your shit sits too low to go over it.
- you scheduled my wedding around show dates too and my girl really didnt have too big of a problem with it
- your seen in your club shirt more than once a week.
- your constanly broke but you don't care cause you have a mini in the drive way
- your parents thing your bags are those "hydraulic jumpy things"
- you think the mini truckers you talk to on here are cooler than most of your real friends
- you see someone at a show and you know their handle on SSM because your on here way to much hahaha
- you consider a primered truck as a form of porn
- you keep looking out the window just to make sure your truck isn't a dream
- you love to pull up next to a bus or a semi just to hear their air brakes
- all your dreams consist of draggin or workin on trucks


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God dam this is a long list.And sadly most do apply to me, and yes the primer is pimp!!!!





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you've ever drug on a road paving crew as they were paving your home street......just did this on sun night..................





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...if you get turned on by the 12" bags on a dump truck
...if you wondered if you could get them in your truck
...if you tried to steal them....


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....if you're setting up to bag your truck even though you don't know if you'll have a liscence for summer....
...if you swore at s-dimes when you got t-boned by a chevy van
....if you're setting up to bag your truck and still havn't fixed the damage from the t-bone


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if youve been in an accident because you were looking at a mini going the other way
if NOPI just doesnt cut it as a car/truck show anymore (hahahaha)


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...if you get your license suspended and see it as an opportunity to 'bag now that you can't drive anyway........


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-If you buy nice rims but don't have tires to put on them...
-If you cut up your bed to bag your truck knowing you may need to tow stuff again one day.


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