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1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
6. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!
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some you missed....
1. hey do you like pearls?.......wanna necklace
2. I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. (call a girl over to you with the one finger curling common over motion) and say "i made you come with one finger imagin what i can do with all 5"
4. and the almighty, " hey just remeber dead bitchs cant say no."
1. If you were a buger i would pick up first
2. is that a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass...
is one that'll get u slaped but it has worked before, only on girls from florida for some reason,
i don't care about your man, if you wanna give a chance, i'll make u scream like u never have before.
if that doesn't gettem, tell them there not ready everytime u see them and the'll start to get curious and wanna try it
I remembver when some of these were atually pimp, but too many tards used them up :(
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