Here is a clean joke. An old man was living alone on a farm and his only son,Bubba,was in prison. He wrote,Dear son, I won't be able to plant the potato garden this year. I'm getting too old to dig up the garden. Love dad.
Bubba answered and said"Dad, don't dig up the garden. That is where I buried the bodies.
In a few days FBI agents stormed the property and dug up the entire plot. Finding no bodies they apologized to the old man and left.
In about a week he received another letter from his son,Bubba. Dear Dad, you can plant the garden
now. Under the circumstances that was the best I could do. Love your son,Bubba
Bubba answered and said"Dad, don't dig up the garden. That is where I buried the bodies.
In a few days FBI agents stormed the property and dug up the entire plot. Finding no bodies they apologized to the old man and left.
In about a week he received another letter from his son,Bubba. Dear Dad, you can plant the garden
now. Under the circumstances that was the best I could do. Love your son,Bubba